What has no eyes and four legs?

No idea.

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What does the kid with no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

How much for this toaster?

An arm & a leg." "How about a leg & 2 fingers " "A leg & 3 fingers." "Deal!" - Cannibal Pawn Stars

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What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?

Shut up.

Why did the teacher cross her eyes?

Because she couldn't control her pupils.

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Why was the lightbulb invented?

Somebody had an idea.

How long have we had that pillow?

Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days