What has no eyes and four legs?

No idea.

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What do you call 1000 soldiers with no legs?

An army.

What do you call someone with no arms or legs?

Jeffrey. Knock knock, Who's there? NOT JEFFREY

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Why were the teachers eyes so crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.

What are hurricanes with a central dense overcast over the eye called?

Hurricanes with cataracts

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What do you call a man with three arms and a pegleg?

I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.

What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.