What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros and a mattababy?

Works every time What's a mattababy Nothing what's a matta with you

What's similar between communists and communism?

Neither work.

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What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)

What's in the middle of girls' legs?

Their knee.

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What did the Spanish musician say when he went fishing?

Castanets!

What is the most expensive type of fish?

A goldfish! I am not sorry.

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What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)

What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....