What has two legs and red all over?

Half a puppy... I'm sorry

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Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD

What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

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What does a half-dressed Sikh wear on his head?

A subturban!

What has got 8 legs and 1 eye?

2 chairs and a half of a fish.