What has two legs and red all over?

Half a puppy... I'm sorry

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

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How many people work at your company?

About half of them.

What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.