What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop its own cultures without having to resort to stealing others.

What's the difference between a feminist and Brexit?

Brexit has actually affected society.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How many times does a woman laugh after you tell her a joke?

Three. When you tell it to her, then when you explain it to her, and then when she gets it.

How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a light-bulb?

It's not &gt9000) FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGGGGON BAAAAL ZEEEEEEEEE

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What do you call half a ginger?

George.

What do you call two black guys on a white guy?

half a sack

Valve Jokes More Valve Jokes

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!"

What Counting system does Valve use?

Trinary

Uranium Jokes More Uranium Jokes

What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?

He got atomic ache.

What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

Half Life Jokes More Half Life Jokes

What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out?

Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.