What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

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What is the difference between two towers?

A plane

What's the difference between reddit and a fish?

fish are cool

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Why would you put a baby in a blender feet first?

So you can make dinner and get head at the same time.

Where does Ben Carson spend most of his time on Reddit?

r/explainlikeimfive

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Why do they put half of the instructions in Spanish?

It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.

How long does an owl live?

About six and a half books.

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What would Valve call the next world war?

A Global Offensive.

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!"

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What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?

He got atomic ache.

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What would happen if the Illuminati and Half-Life 3 agreed with each other?

Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.

Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out?

Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.