Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?

She was charged with rustling!

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why did u shoot ur wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

Why are women like DOS?

BAD COMMAND OR FILENAME

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Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.

What does an elite hacker get after being arrested?

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Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ?

Take away it's credit cards !

What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic?

He charges you double.

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How are tigers like sergeants in the army ?

They both wear stripes !

What shoes to chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

Rustle Jokes More Rustle Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.