What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.

How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs?

An arm and a leg.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What happens when a guy with no legs dies?

He punches the bucket

What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you do when your suicidal friend asks for a hi-five?

You leave him hanging....

Why did the blonde go to church?

B/c she heard there was a guy hung like this(https://riverchurchtelford.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/jesus.jpg)

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.

What's the difference between a guy with a vasectomy and a guy without a vasectomy?

There's a vas deferens.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.

What's Irish and sits by the pool?

Paddy O'Furniture

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

Why did Bob disagree with communism?

He thought it was such Bolshevik.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob