What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What did the children with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

How do black people get tans at the beach?

They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why did everyone wanted to hang out with the mushroom?

Because he was a fungi

What's the difference between a Confederate flag and a black person?

There is none Southerners both hang them from trees.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What'd ya call 50 n*ggers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start. P.S: N*ggers=Naggers. I hate those guys. What did you think?? )

What is a guy with ED favorite saying?

I'm going to PUMP YOU UP!

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What sound does a pool make when someone you don't like jumps in?

DOOOOUUUUCCCCHHHEEEEEE!

What did Jeffery Dahmer yell when he jumped in the pool?

CANNIBAL!!!

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do you call a limbless swimmer?

Bob.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.