What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset?

Because she had no arms. "knock knock" "whose there?" "not sally!"

What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

half-a-dog!

What do you tell a hitchhiker with one leg?

Hop in

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moon mission?

A: He Apollo-gized.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next

What do you call a rifle that fires 3 bullets at once?

A trifle!

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Which states is Bernie most popular in?

Denmark, Sweden and Norway.

What do you call a man who's on fire?

Bernie.