How many people work at your company?

About half of them.

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What disease causes people to swear at the dinner table?

Gilles de la gourmette

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

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Why are asprins white?

Because they work.

What did the man say when he got his dancing robot to work?

It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..

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What would you rather have Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?

At least with Parkinson's you have half a pint.

What do you do when you see a half dead native man crawling across your lawn?

Stop laughing and reload

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Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.

Why did you call off yesterday?

Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.