How many people work at your company?

About half of them.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call people who use the pull-out method?

Mom and Dad.

Why was the army recruiter in the nursery?

To find more people for the infantry! I'm sorry.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in english. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

Why do Russian police officers always work in groups of three?

One of them can read, and one of them can write. The third one is there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.

What did Michael Jackson have in common with Target?

Boys clothes half off.

Company Jokes More Company Jokes

Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party?

Because nobody likes his company!

Why were all the computers in the company frozen?

Because they let IT go