What has two legs but can't walk?

A dead duck.

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What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

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Why do the walking dead survivors try to get to washington D.C.?

Because it's their Michonne.

What does an Italian sound like walking through the rain?

Dago wop wop wop

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What has two legs but can't walk?

A dead duck.

What bring a dead duck back to life?

A dead bullfrog.