What has two legs but can't walk?

A dead duck.

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What's brown, sticky and runs down your leg?

Chocolate Ice Cream in July!

Why do milking stools only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

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What did the blind guy say when he walked past Red Lobster?

Hi, Ladies!

What has a million and one legs but still can't walk?

Jerry's kids.

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What bring a dead duck back to life?

A dead bullfrog.

What has two legs but can't walk?

A dead duck.