How does a blond, get revenge on her blond boyfriend?

She paints a target icon around the outlet.

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Why do we paint Easter eggs?

Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !

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How do you know when a blond is having a bad day?

Because a tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.

Why didn't the blond call 911?

She couldn't find the 11 on the dial pad.

Outlet Jokes More Outlet Jokes

What's angry most of the time and wants you to stick something hard in it?

An outlet

Where do you buy clothes for baby owls?

the outlet

Revenge Jokes More Revenge Jokes

What does a bird say when it wants revenge?

Toucan play at that game!

What was Lenin's favourite film?

Tsar Wars episode III: Revenge of the scythe.