What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

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What are your best 'no arm, no legs' jokes?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on his porch Matt.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

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Why are all those people running?

A: Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running

Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

On less person is drunk

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Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.

Why are fish only happy inside?

They have in-door fins

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Why was Aron Ralston arrested by the FBI?

For giving arms to Iraq.

What is yellow and can't swim?

An excavator. And why? Because it only got one arm.

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How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.

Why do sumo-wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.