What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

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What do you call a quadriplegic laying on the floor?

Matt.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

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What do you call a person with native american ancestry and alopecia?

apache

How much of Canada has a person from Iqaluit seen?

Nunavut.

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What do you call a chicken coop with five doors?

A hatchback.

How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice?

He won't stop banging at the door.

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What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

Why'd Sally fall off the swings?

Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

A: She fell out of the tree.

What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs on a pool table?

Rick O'Shay