What did the green light say to the red light?

I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.

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Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!

Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window?

He read that it was an invisible solid.

Red Light Jokes More Red Light Jokes

What did the Red light say to the Green light?

Don't look at me I'm changing!

What do you do at a red light?

Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."

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What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open?

In tennis, love means nothing.

What's the thin line between love and hate?

A condom.

Green Light Jokes More Green Light Jokes

What did the Red light say to the Green light?

Don't look at me I'm changing!

How do you spell "SHOP"?

Me: S-H-O-P Friend: How do you say it Me: "Shop" Friend: What do you do when you get to a green light