Why do the walking dead survivors try to get to washington D.C.?

Because it's their Michonne.

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A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

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Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery?

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.

What do you say when you are trying to scare your girlfriend?

Boo bae! (Read aloud please)

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Why doesn't Connecticut have a name for it people?

What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.

Which state does the most laundry?

Washington.

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What's the most dangerous place in Washington D.C.?

Between a politician and a news camera.

Why do the walking dead survivors try to get to washington D.C.?

Because it's their Michonne.