What have 70 teeths and 2 eyes?

An alligator. Now what have 2 teeths and 70 eyes -A retirement home.

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Why don't the French need air conditioner?

They use 2-in-1 shampoo

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

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Why can't a blonde count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

What have 70 teeths and 2 eyes?

An alligator. Now what have 2 teeths and 70 eyes -A retirement home.

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What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile?

The spelling and pronunciation.

What have 70 teeths and 2 eyes?

An alligator. Now what have 2 teeths and 70 eyes -A retirement home.