What have 70 teeths and 2 eyes?

An alligator. Now what have 2 teeths and 70 eyes -A retirement home.

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How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. 1 to screw it in and 2 to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it

Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans?

Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".

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What's the hardest number to say?

70 because after 69 your mouth's full.

What all girls want?

All girls want 70 things in their life 1. Shopping Rest are "69"

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Why did the alligator go to Disney World?

To get some tots!

What have 70 teeths and 2 eyes?

An alligator. Now what have 2 teeths and 70 eyes -A retirement home.