What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.

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Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ?

Dirty looks from the mouse !

Detective Jokes More Detective Jokes

Why did the detective go to the apartment complex?

Why did the detective go to the apartment complex? So he could solve the staircase.

What do you call a detective from Glasgow with three feet?

A Scotland Yard.

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

Why did the alligator wear a vest?

He was an investigator!

What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.

Investigator Jokes More Investigator Jokes

What do you call a reptile that works as a detective?

An investigator.

What do you call an alligator who likes to wear vests?

gt- () An investigator

Stock Broker Jokes More Stock Broker Jokes

What does a stock broker and a gym rat have in common?

NEED MORE GAINS

Why did the woman's visit to wall street land her in the hospital?

Because the stock broker!