What the quickest way to a mans heart?

Though his chest with a knife

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call the man with a lisp who drowned?

A philosopher. Cuz he's a deep thinker.

What do you do when you see a fire man?

Put it out man!

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What do you say to Jennifer Anniston after she has been stabbed?

So noone told you knife was gonna be this way?

What's the most useless thing about a knife?

The 'K'

Chest Jokes More Chest Jokes

What's the difference between a Walnut and a Chickpea?

I've never had a Walnut on my chest..

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean...?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my chest.

Quick Way Jokes More Quick Way Jokes

What's the quickest way to lose pounds?

The UK National Lottery!

Which is the quickest way to reach the hospital?

Bernard pushed him under a truck...