What the quickest way to a mans heart?

Though his chest with a knife

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Where did the man with an undecorated yard put his spare change?

His Hedge Fund.

What did the man say when he ran out of clothes?

Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

How do you separate two blind people fighting?

You just simply shout: "I'm supporting the one with the knife!"

Chest Jokes More Chest Jokes

What do you call a T-Rex with a bomb strapped to it's chest?

Dinomite

What's the difference between a Walnut and a Chickpea?

I've never had a Walnut on my chest..

Quick Way Jokes More Quick Way Jokes

What's the quickest way to a man's heart?

Through the chest plate.

Which is the quickest way to reach the hospital?

Bernard pushed him under a truck...