What food do vampires hate?

Steaks.

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What type of jokes do Sikhs hate?

Puns

Why do spiders hate Area 51?

It's a no-fly zone.

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Why did Mr. Steaks decide he would take his wife's surname?

Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.

How did you find the steak, sir?

The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."

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What do you call a vampire after it is one-year-old?

A two-year-old vampire.

What do you call a vampire who owns a restaurant?

Count Spatula

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Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials?

Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.

What did Charles Darwin name his book about food?

On the Origin of Feces*