What food do vampires hate?

Steaks.

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Why does Al Gore hate Oil Spills?

they get all over the sheets.

Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they hate Turkey

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What's a vampire cows worst fear?

Steaks.

Why was the chef afraid of cooking steaks on a plane?

The steaks have never been higher

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What's the thing u don't tell a vampire?

Bite me.

What food do vampires hate?

Steaks.

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A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the shrek accent to work.