What food do vampires hate?

Steaks.

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Which country do doctors hate?

any

Why doesn't Mr. Jinks babysit his brother's daughters?

He hates nieeeeeeeeces to pieeeeeecesssssssss!!!!!!!

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Why is steak harder to cook than spinach?

It takes a lot more thyme to accomplish.

Why do you have your thumb on my steak?

So I don't drop it again, Sir."

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Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)

Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

It wanted to play squash.

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Whole Foods "All the cash in a bag NOW!" 100% organic reusable bag ok?

Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag

What's worse than finding hair in your food?

Finding out the chef is bald.