What if the lion's too close?

picking up tiny stool "we've thought of that"

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When you're away on a business trip, do you think about me?

Apparently "Only to stop myself from coming too quickly" wasn't the right answer.

Why does Batman think so highly about himself?

Bruce Wayne.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What's the difference between a tiger and a lion ?

A tiger has the mane part missing !

Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How do you get a woman to pick cotton?

Set her tampon string on fire.

How can you tell if you're racist?

You only pick out the K's when you take an eye exam.