What if the lion's too close?

picking up tiny stool "we've thought of that"

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How did the two perverts break up?

I think we should see other peepholes."

What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?

A. A power failure.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other .1% is too busy out hunting lions

What does a dentist do in his free time?

Shoot lions.

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Why are we at Home Depot?

Me: I wanted to see what it's like to pick out bathroom tile with you. See if this is worth it.

Why did black people pick so much cotton?

Because we told them to.