Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

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What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

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He dumped his girlfriend

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a pianist

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Don't Break the Ice

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What is the fiercest animal in the savanna?

The . Because the lion is not as fierce as it seems...

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Since they run away from lions , but he nearest village is 10km away.....

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Why are orphans bad at poker?

Because they don't know what a full house is

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A dog that chases cars - and catches them !

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You don't, they're already spotted!

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A bunch of sissies.

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One is a bunch of cunning runts.