What did the plate say to the mug?

Food's on me tonight.

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Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can lick a plate dry

Where does the catcher sit for dinner?

A: Behind the plate.

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

What is the most mysterious cheese?

I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!

Who is going to win tonight's presidential election?

The Voyager Probe, speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What is the sun's favourite kind of food?

Sol food

What's you experience with "Friends with benefits"?

The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was .......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.

Mug Jokes More Mug Jokes

What does Samuel Jackson say when he is mugging you?

What's in your wallet?

What do you call an Asian getting mugged?

Black and Yellow