What did the plate say to the mug?

Food's on me tonight.

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Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.

What would you call a restaurant for anorexics?

The Empty Plate...

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

Who's there ! Chile ! Chile who?

Chile out tonight !

What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!"

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

How do you best serve burned food?

Coal'd.

What's the only thing worse than finding a roach in your food?

Finding half of a roach in your food.

Mug Jokes More Mug Jokes

When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

What Do You Call it When Someone Steals Someone Else's Coffee?

A Mugging.