What did the plate say to the mug?

Food's on me tonight.

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Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

What is Somailias national dish?

An empty plate

What did one plate say to the other plate?

Dinner is on me!

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

How does the Mummy plan to destroy Superman?

He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight.

Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What's the food equivalent to Rachel Dolezal?

a hamburger.

Why doesn't your menu list prices?

Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.

Mug Jokes More Mug Jokes

Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged.

What do you call an Asian getting mugged?

Black and Yellow