What insect does a neckbeard keep as a pet?

M'ladybug

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What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect ?

The Masked-quito !

Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

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Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet ?

It lives on ice !

What's the problem?

Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan