What is a bed's least favourite time of year?

Spring break.

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Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

What time does Sean Connery show up at Wimbledon every year?

About tennish.

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What emotion does a tree feel every spring?

Relief

Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?

That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

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What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March?

Spring break!

What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS