What is a bed's least favourite time of year?

Spring break.

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How many years before we forget if 9/11 was in '00 or '01?

15 or 16

Why are cigarette taxes such a safe bet right now?

One way or the other, there's going to be a lot of smoking over the next four years.

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How do you know when spring is here?

the Leafs are out!

Where do bros go for spring break?

Gainzville.

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What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS

What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March?

Spring break!