What is a bed's least favourite time of year?

Spring break.

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Why did the accountant cross the road?

Because that's what they did last year.

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

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What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March?

Spring break!

What is a bed's least favourite time of year?

Spring break.

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What is a bed's least favourite time of year?

Spring break.

What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS