Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?

That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

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Why do they name all hurricanes after women?

Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car

What did the person say when a flood struck his house?

Damn it!

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How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

What is Dracula's favorite pudding?

Leeches and scream.

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What would Bill Nye be called if he spoke to ghosts?

Bill Nye the Seance guy.

What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party?

Hallowieners!

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Why are all liquor stores haunted?

Because they're full of spirits.

What did the homeowners of house haunted by windows have?

Phantom panes.

Spring Jokes More Spring Jokes

What did the overly excited gardener do when spring arrived?

He wet his plants.

What emotion does a tree feel every spring?

Relief

April Jokes More April Jokes

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

What date is it today?

2nd April. Ha!! April fool!