Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?

That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

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House Jokes More House Jokes

What do you call an aging actor who has finally paid off his house?

Mortgage freeman.

What do you get if you squash a house?

A flat.

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Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD

What's red and white and screams when you shake it?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

How do ghosts get ghouls interested in them?

They woooooooOOOOOOOooooo them.

Where do ghosts live?

A: At the dead end.

Haunt Jokes More Haunt Jokes

How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.

What did the homeowners of house haunted by windows have?

Phantom panes.

Spring Jokes More Spring Jokes

What did the overly excited gardener do when spring arrived?

He wet his plants.

How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.

April Jokes More April Jokes

When do ghosts play tricks on each other?

On April Ghoul's Day

Who's there ! April ! April who ?

April might make you feel better !