What emotion does a tree feel every spring?

Relief

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What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6

How did the T-Rex feel after working out?

OC Dino-sore

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's the definition of a tree?

Something that stands still for forty years then suddenly jumps out in front of a woman driver.

Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.

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Why is 7 afraid of 8?

It's not, numbers don't have emotions.

What emotion does a tree feel every spring?

Relief

Spring Jokes More Spring Jokes

Why do watermelons have water in Them?

Because they are planted in the spring!

What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March?

Spring break!

Relief Jokes More Relief Jokes

How do you spell relief?

F-A-R-T

What emotion does a tree feel every spring?

Relief