What emotion does a tree feel every spring?

Relief

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter

How did the desk lamp store manager feel when thieves stole all his lightbulbs?

He was delighted.

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Why was the cat scared of the tree?

Because of its bark

What is grey, very big and when it falls out of a tree the stove breaks?

The stove.

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Why is 7 afraid of 8?

It's not, numbers don't have emotions.

What do men and mascara have in common?

They both run at the first sign of emotion.

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What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring?

Sinkhole de Mayo

What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall ?

A good jumpurr !

Relief Jokes More Relief Jokes

How do you spell relief?

F-A-R-T

What emotion does a tree feel every spring?

Relief