What emotion does a tree feel every spring?

Relief

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How does a coffee pot feel when it is hot?

Perky.

Why did the marine park worker feel aimless?

Because they lacked porpoises.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it

How do trees encourage one another?

They say "I'm rooting for you"

Emotion Jokes More Emotion Jokes

What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions?

An emo-g

What do men and mascara have in common?

They both run at the first sign of emotion.

Spring Jokes More Spring Jokes

Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love?

A: They got married in the spring.

Why did the pirate put springs on his treasure chest?

He wanted to see that booty bounce.

Relief Jokes More Relief Jokes

What emotion does a tree feel every spring?

Relief

How do you spell relief?

F-A-R-T