When is a dog not a dog?

When it is pure bread. Told to me by a friend.

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What did the red dog say to the blue dog?

Nothing, dogs can't speak.

Why are you showing me photos?

I'm a dog."

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Why did Angelina tell Brad to do squats?

Because she was tired of a bottomless pitt.

How do you tell if someone is a safety engineer?

They are wearing suspenders and a belt.

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Why did the fire fighter call off work to spend time with his friend?

Because...bros before hose!

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You got a friend in me.

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How do you know when your dog is a bad hot dog?

When it's pure bread.

When is a dog not a dog?

When it is pure bread. Told to me by a friend.