Why can you always trust Frankenstein's monster?

He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.

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Why are atoms untrustworthy?

They make up everything. Credit to from an askreddit thread about what not to trust.

Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle?

He was a lion.

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Why did the blind man walk into a wall?

Somebody shot his dog

What do you call somebody who is content being average sized?

A happy medium.

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Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side?

A: So the cops can find the handles.

What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

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Where does Frankenstein's automobile go to rest..?

Boris' Karl loft.

How do you make a living?

FRANKENSTEIN: make a living what

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What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read?

One with a cemetery plot.