What is a blonde's definition of a naval destroyer?

A: A hula hoop with a nail in it.

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Why does Jesus and bartenders have so much in common?

Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.

How many nails are there in a lesbian's coffin?

None. It is all tongue and groove