Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What do you call a German barber?

Herr Kutz (This was funnier when I was half asleep this morning)

How does a German call an Irishman?

Komm, Sean!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Which trees have the most friends?

The poplar ones.

How does an elephant get down from a tree ?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Who let the boys out?

Me: Woof woof woof! Her: Who let the boys out ! Me: Woof woof woof! Her: KIDS ARE IN THE STREET! Me: I'm going..

What do you call a street on the Mexican border?

Wall Street

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone ?

A lot of crackling on the line !

What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes."

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

Paris Jokes More Paris Jokes

Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.