Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What's worse than being German on D-Day?

Being single on V-Day.

How do German women know when they're pregnant?

They're never late...

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did they plant trees in Harlem?

Public transportation.

What does a tree do when it wants to go home?

It leaves.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour?

A double crosser.

Why did the 25 year old cross the street?

To catch a charmander.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Why was the illegal immigrant so offensive?

Because he crossed the line

What do you call a line of Barbies?

A. A Barbecue!

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Paris Jokes More Paris Jokes

How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

What do you call the slums in Paris?

The baghetto