Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What did the critic think of German food?

Their sausages are the wurst.

How do German women know when they're pregnant?

They're never late...

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How does an elephant get down from a tree ?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !

What do the trees say when it rains?

Oh, what a relief!

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why are you driving on the sidewalk?

Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.

What's it called when Jesus walks across the street?

A cross walk

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What do you get when you line up 12 girls from Kentucky?

A full set of teeth.

What did the asian say when he saw a line at the local soup kitchen?

Ugh.... Pho queue...

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.

Paris Jokes More Paris Jokes

Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.