Why do the police hate teenage fireflies?

They never stop lighting up.

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How do you make a cat go "woof"?

Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!

What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

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What job do you never stop training for?

Conductor

Why did the Rabbi stop buying beer?

Hebrewed his own

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Why are crime rates down in the US?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.

Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

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Why do feminist hate the bible?

Because it ends with A-men

Why does everyone hate 7?

Because 7 kneeled during the National Anthem.