Why did the Afgahni get burnt lips?

Because he tried to blow up a bus.

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What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!"

How did the hipster burn his fingertips?

He was changing the lightbulb before it was cool. rimshot

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What did the dejected man say to the considerate calculator trying to console him?

It's the bot that counts.

How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.

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What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.

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Why did H blow itself up?

Because G had.

What's the difference between a terrorist and a feminist?

The terrorist needs a trigger to blow things up.