What is a dog's favorite thing about living in a house?

Roofs.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill up my house?

One more.

What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

The outside

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Why are the nordic countries the best countries to live in?

Their flags are big plusses.

Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?

He couldn't stand all the racket!

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What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn?

A: Get off.

Why did the criminal hide in the roof?

It was very Con-Ceiling.