Why are hurricanes named after women?

Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car

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Why didn't blacks in 1850 give high-fives?

Because everyone always left them hanging!

How are bad dubstep and constipation similar?

Both leave you waiting for the drop.

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Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

motorcycles don't have trunks

What are we going to do?

The other replied "Quick turn the car into a side street."

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Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house?

because he has gnocchi

Why are the corners the warmest part of every house?

Because they're 90 degrees!

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What's the best way to get a youthful figure?

ANSWER: Ask a woman her age.

What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?

Divorced.

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What did the late arriving cannibal receive at the dinner party?

The cold shoulder.

What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax?

I"m arriving, I'm arriving."

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Why do hurricanes travel so fast?

Because if they travelled slowly we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.

What do a hurricane a tornado and a redneck divorce all have in common?

A. Someone's going to lose their trailer...