What do Michael Jackson and Jimmy Savile have in common?

they touched some many lives

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The Juan who lived.

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Downtown Abby

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess?

Because he's dead.

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Boys clothes half off.

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A fetaphile

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British ... a paedestrian... *grabs coat, shuffles out of room in silent shame*

What do Michael Jackson and Jimmy Savile have in common?

they touched some many lives