What do Michael Jackson and Jimmy Savile have in common?

they touched some many lives

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Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.

Why don't any pirates live in Kansas?

Because they all live in kansas.

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What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing about twenty-eight year olds?

There's 20 of them.

Why was Michael Jackson always late for meetings?

Because he was always coming in a little behind.

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What's up Dad Party!" dads go nuts "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT

How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?

When your nose touches the ceiling !

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What do Michael Jackson and Jimmy Savile have in common?

they touched some many lives

What do you call Jimmy Savile walking down the street?

British ... a paedestrian... *grabs coat, shuffles out of room in silent shame*