There was a thread months ago but i lost it...
I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"
Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.
Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part
The mirror
Yaaaaarn.
are easily threaded by one person, with one hand. Doot.