Where can you find a paraplegic man?

Right where you left him.

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What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

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Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

Why do blondes have more fun?

They're easier to find in the dark.

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Why did the paraplegic man cross the road?

He couldn't

Where can you find a paraplegic man?

Right where you left him.