What is a lesbians favorite day of the week?

Tuesday

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What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

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What's the worst thing about Fridays?

Realizing it's only Tuesday.

How flexible are you?

He asked. I can't do Tuesdays. -Tommy Cooper