Why are Boy Scouts safest when travelling with a senior?

They'll always have dry wood on hand to start a fire

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How do you start a conversation with a bunch of idiots?

HELLLOOOOO AMERICA!

How many heroin addicts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the stoneworker get fired?

Because he took his job for granite I'll show myself out.

Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How did Kim Kardashian get her hands on Liberace's bath robe?

GrammysRedCarpet

What's the difference between a psychotic mental patient and a man with a bible in his hand?

Respiridol

Boy Scout Jokes More Boy Scout Jokes

Why can't Boy Scouts be MLG?

Because they're campers.

Why are boy scouts like human sacrifices in a cannibalistic society?

Their motto is "be prepared"

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

What happens when something travels faster than the speed of light?

Does it matter?

Why do white girls only travel in groups of 3, 5, and 7?

Because they literally can't even.