Why are Boy Scouts safest when travelling with a senior?

They'll always have dry wood on hand to start a fire

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Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

How many..." How many blacks do you need to start a riot?

Minus one.

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How did you get those horrible burns?

flashback to me enjoying some hot soup on a rollercoaster* I saved a litter of puppies from a fire.

What's red and orange and looks good on hipsters?

Fire.

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What do you get when you have two balls in your hand?

A man's undivided attention!

When pianists fall in love what is their favourite position ?

the four hands (you dirty minds)

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Why are Boy Scouts safest when travelling with a senior?

They'll always have dry wood on hand to start a fire

Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?

He hates camping

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Why do girls travel in odd numbers?

Because they can't even.

Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?

He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.