What's the worst thing about Fridays?

Realizing it's only Tuesday.

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What's the worst thing to give a norteno on their birthday?

A SURprise party!!

What's the worst thing to say to a hipster?

You remind me of someone

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What do brunettes and red-heads do on Friday nights?

Make blonde jokes!

What do you get when you cross Jesus and a couple of criminals?

A good Friday

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When's ladies' night at the Mexican restaurant?

Taco Tuesday

How flexible are you?

He asked. I can't do Tuesdays. -Tommy Cooper

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What's worse than being stuck in traffic behind a driver that's vaping?

Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!

What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to repost the joke twice before she realizes that it isn't funny anymore