What's the worst thing about Fridays?

Realizing it's only Tuesday.

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What's the worst thing to say to a friend you see on a plane?

Hi Jack!

What's the worst thing you can hear while taking the bus?

ALLAHUUUUUU AKBARRRR

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What was Jesus never thankful for?

Fridays.

What do brunettes and red-heads do on Friday nights?

Make blonde jokes!

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What is a lesbians favorite day of the week?

Tuesday

What did the Los Angeles Lakers finish on tuesday?

Kim Kardashian's face.

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How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start?

According to my neighbor it's 458 times.

What's WRONG with me?

I named 6 things before I realized it was a rhetorical question.