What is a nurse in the maternity ward's favorite kind of food?

Delivery.

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What makes a USPS joke funny?

The delivery.

What does an inexperienced public speaker and a pizza place with high workers have in common?

They both have problems with delivery.

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Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator?

Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.

What do you call a nurse with dirty knees?

The Head Nurse.

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Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

i actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!

Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!