Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator?

Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.

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Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

What's big, white, and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator.

How do you know when to use "fridge" or "refrigerator"?

Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.

Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

What do you call a skinned, animal-throwrug for your vehicle?

A carpet.

What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.

Nurse Jokes More Nurse Jokes

What did the nurse who knocked on the pregnant lady's door say?

Womb Service!

Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange. . . Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Freezer Jokes More Freezer Jokes

How do you make a cat go "meow"?

Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw.

What did the grocery clerk say when he bumped his head when he was in the freezer?

Nothing, he was knocked out .