Delivery Jokes

What does an inexperienced public speaker and a pizza place with high workers have in common?

They both have problems with delivery.

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What makes a USPS joke funny?

The delivery.

Why are bad jokes like dead babies?

Usually, something went wrong with the delivery.

What is a nurse in the maternity ward's favorite kind of food?

Delivery.

What a common problem with r/jokes and FedEx?

Delivery

What do you call a liver transplant?

A delivery.

What's the best part of a pregnancy joke?

The delivery.

Why did the family not laugh at the Obstetrician's joke?

Because he screwed up the delivery...

How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

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Because their jokes weren't very funny.

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I don't knead you anymore.

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What's the problem when your wife walks out of the kitchen?

The chain is too long.

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Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

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A whole-lot-more

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Why did the ambulance show up to a tennis match between Number 8 and Number 9?

The umpire called it: nine won one.

What do you call a woman drowning in money?

Rich... Also an ambulance.

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Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

What do you call a cat with 3 legs?

A handicat

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Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

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Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator?

Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.