What prize did the dead body receive?

Atrophy

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How do you find a dead body?

Download Pokemon GO.

What did Redditor Jesus say to Lazarus?

I see your dead body and raise you back to life (NSFL)

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What does a Greek say when he receives his salary?

Danke schon.

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

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Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

What's the prize for getting the Human Papilloma Virus?

You get an a-wart!

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What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!