What is a Polish person's favorite weapon?

A Warsaw...

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How do you break a Polish man's finger?

Punch him in the nose.

How do you stop the Polish army on horseback?

Unplug the merry-go-round.

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Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash?

There were Poles on the right half of the plane.

Why are the only kids in Warsaw magnet schools from Central Poland?

Cause North and South Poles repel each other ...