What is a Polish person's favorite weapon?

A Warsaw...

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How do you stop a Polish tank?

Shoot the guy that's pushing it

Why do all polish names end in SKI ?

They can't spell TOBOGGAN !

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Whats so good about german cars?

They get from Berlin to Warsaw in one tank

Why are the only kids in Warsaw magnet schools from Central Poland?

Cause North and South Poles repel each other ...