Whats so good about german cars?

They get from Berlin to Warsaw in one tank

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between an Irish Party and an Irish Funeral?

One less drunken Irishman

Whats the difference between a smart midget and a venereal disease?

Ones a cunning runt...

German Jokes More German Jokes

What do you call a German living in Canada?

A leder hoser.

How do you call unexpected pregnancy in German?

Kinder Surprise

Berlin Jokes More Berlin Jokes

How do you get to Auschwitz from Berlin?

You have to take the Third Reich.

Why Eiffel Tower is so high?

So the white flag can be visible from Berlin. Sorry :P .

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

Why was the tank top more gangster than the tube top?

The tube top was strapless.

What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!"

Warsaw Jokes More Warsaw Jokes

What's the most popular dance in Warsaw?

The pole dance.

Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash?

There were Poles on the right half of the plane.