Whats so good about german cars?

They get from Berlin to Warsaw in one tank

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Whats the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

Whats 1+0?

Babies

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How do you say car troubles in German?

Mein Karmph

How many Germans does to take to screw in a light bulbs?

NEIN, NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN

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Whats so good about german cars?

They get from Berlin to Warsaw in one tank

Why Eiffel Tower is so high?

So the white flag can be visible from Berlin. Sorry :P .

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Why does the French Army install Rear-view mirrors in their Tanks?

So that they can see the battle.

How do you double the price of a Fiat?

Fill the tank

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Why are the only kids in Warsaw magnet schools from Central Poland?

Cause North and South Poles repel each other ...

Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash?

There were Poles on the right half of the plane.