What is a proper greeting when you're introduced to Christina Hendricks?

Nice to meet you both.

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What do Asians meeting up at their favorite Chinese take-out say?

Where my dogs at "

What did the captain of the alien mouse spaceship say when he met his first earth mouse?

Take me to your Liederkranz.

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How does a chemist introduce Batman?

Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium Batman!

Whopper?

McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.