How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is a paranoid man's favorite food?

Who wants to know?

What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why do girls always get mad when I try to read their shirts?

It's not my fault I'm blind.

What do girls and parking spaces have in common?

All the good ones are taken and the rest are disabled

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

How did cancer order it's fries?

Metastasized.

What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many Mexicans do you need to change a Lightbulb?

Juan.

What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!

Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones?

Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What do a woman and a bar have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

Where did AT&ampT get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

What's the difference between a school of children and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I just fly the drone Edit/apology: My friend said this to me, I thought I should share with you all, he said that I could post it here. 5 minutes later he told me he found it on reddit.... I'm sorry all.

What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

Introduce Jokes More Introduce Jokes

Why haven't you introduced me to your followers yet?

Are you ashamed of me

How did the Hispanic secret agent introduce himself?

Bondo. Jaime Bondo.