How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did the man say when he got his dancing robot to work?

It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..

How do you know you are dating a women, not a girl?

A girl has no name.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

cuz she couldn't find the door handle

Why did the girl bring 2 basketballs to the basketball game?

Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

What do you say to a chav that has got a job?

Bigmac and fries please

What did the Asian pirate do when he saw a crowd?

He fry through it!

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue ?

wait for it ... wait for it ...) brucilage !!!!!!!!

Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?

To a re-tail store!

End Jokes More End Jokes

What's the easiest way to end a friendship?

Just asking for a friend

What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

How can a law student make it?

lowering the bar. or not to.

What do horses drink at the bar?

Chardon-neigh

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

What do you call a Dr. that shares your medical history with everyone?

a HIPAAcrite

Introduce Jokes More Introduce Jokes

How does a chemist introduce Batman?

Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium Batman!

How did the Hispanic secret agent introduce himself?

Bondo. Jaime Bondo.