What do Asians meeting up at their favorite Chinese take-out say?

Where my dogs at "

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What kind of dogs are full of Chinese scientists?

Yellow labs

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night?

He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.

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What did the drunken Irishman say to the Chinese diplomat?

http://www.reddit.com/r/Youwritethepunchline/comments/2zg1zy/whatdidthedrunkenirishmansaytothechinese/

What font does a beef noodle stall use?

Times Niurou Mian (Niurou Mian = beef noodles in Chinese)

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What did Uranium-238 say to Helium when they first met?

IDK

What did one Jersey girl's leg say to the other?

Nothing - they've never met.

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Why are there so many Asians?

Its the food. There is too much raw dog. Heard it on Adam Carolla's Podcast. A caller phoned in and told it to Adam. Thought you guys would like it.

How do Asians see the world?

In widescreen.