What do Asians meeting up at their favorite Chinese take-out say?

Where my dogs at "

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Why is the zoo calling us about a missing coyote?

ME: bleeding profusely So... not a dog

Where'd you get the pig"?

Woman: "How DARE you call my dog that!" Man: "I was talking to the dog!"

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Whats the difference between chinese people and racism?

Racism has many faces

How Long is a Chinese man?

Its his name.

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How do know if the person that you have just met is a DJ?

They will tell you.

What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

36

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What do you call a fish out of water?

Asians? Idk it's been a rough day.

Why can't two Asians have a white baby?

Because two wongs don't make a white