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How did Zarathustra introduce his peanut-based health drink?

I teach you the goober quench!"

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How do sceptics introduce themselves?

I don't believe we've met..."

How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty"

How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

How to cure affluenza?

Introduce him to Warhammer.

What is a proper greeting when you're introduced to Christina Hendricks?

Nice to meet you both.

Why haven't you introduced me to your followers yet?

Are you ashamed of me

Whopper?

McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.

How do you get a touchdown at Penn State?

Introduce a boy with Down's Syndrom to Jerry Sandusky.

When was pasta introduced to the Middle East?

when someone fed a genie alfredo

What do you call a Muslim who is also a pilot?

Greg if you're a friend, Gregory if you were introduced, Mr. Abdalla if you're doing business with one another.

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What do cows do when they're introduced?

They give each other a milk shake!

How does a chemist introduce Batman?

Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium Batman!

How did the Hispanic secret agent introduce himself?

Bondo. Jaime Bondo.

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What does TTYL mean?

I replied, "Talk to you later". So she responded, "No! Talk to me now! What does it mean "

What is closer the moon or London?

To what the dad responds all serious: Do you see London from here

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call a girl with anorexia and a yeast infection?

a quarter pounder with cheese.

Why do girls make a "shhhhh" noise while peeing and men don't?

Cos men have a 6 inch silencer.

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What do you call a Muslim who is also a pilot?

Greg if you're a friend, Gregory if you were introduced, Mr. Abdalla if you're doing business with one another.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

greg.

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What was the black guys reaction to the 3/5ths compromise?

I can't even

Whopper?

McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends?

Because he's married.

Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

Why can't the Muslim crossdresser feed his family?

He lost hijab.

What have you been feeding him?

Me: Egg shells.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What boy doesn't love milkshakes?

If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.

What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

End Jokes More End Jokes

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? "FIRETRUCK"!!! What were you thinking? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"? ..."POPCORN"!! What were you thinking?!?!?!

What's the difference between a political speech and a stand-up comic show?

They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.