How do you keep a homo in suspense?

I'll tell you in the morning.

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Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow

How did Moses make his tea in the morning?

Hebrewed it.

Suspense Jokes More Suspense Jokes

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

How to keep a reader in suspense?

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Homo Jokes More Homo Jokes

Why won't the members of the Westboro Baptist Church drink whole milk?

Because it's Homo.

What's the difference between a cook and a homo?

Well, the cook stirs today's meal while the homo stirs yesterday's.