How do you keep a homo in suspense?

I'll tell you in the morning.

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Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What do cats read in the morning ?

Mewspapers !

Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?

Suspense Jokes More Suspense Jokes

What is one of the funniest simple joke you have ever heard?

Literally... made you die laughing e.g. Why did the monkey fall of the tree bc it died e.g. How do you keep an idiot in suspense

How do you keep a bunch of redditors in suspense?

I'll post the punchline later.

Homo Jokes More Homo Jokes

What's the difference between a cook and a homo?

Well, the cook stirs today's meal while the homo stirs yesterday's.

Why won't the members of the Westboro Baptist Church drink whole milk?

Because it's Homo.