When was pasta introduced to the Middle East?

when someone fed a genie alfredo

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Why can't we feed the animals?

Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

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What is a Pokemon master's favorite kind of pasta?

Wartortellini!

Why should you never trust a noodle?

Because they're in-pastas.

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Whopper?

McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.

How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

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Why are there no Wal-Marts in the middle east?

A: Because there are too many Targets

Why is the middle east the best place to open a store at the moment?

Because business is booming.